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Joke of the Day
"What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS? IsIs? Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !"
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"I just met a girl with 12 nipples... Sounds pretty freaky, *dozen tit.*"
"Just wrote a musical composition about pedophiles... ""Dick"" in A minor"
"What did Donald Trump hate most about school? Essays."
"What's the definition of eternity 4 blondes at a 4 way stop"
"My wife said I'm not manly I told her she hurt my feelings and I'm going to go cry in a corner."
"A horse walks in to a bar A horse walks into a bar. The bartender is also a horse. Everyone human is a horse now. Our lives are simultaneously more and less complicated."
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff ba-dumm-tss"
"I know a girl named Penny But because of inflation, she is going to change her name to Nickel soon."
"In a dog eat dog world, the chocolate lab is the most delicious, yet poisonous of all breeds."