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Joke of the Day
"What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS? IsIs? Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !"
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"Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ? Pupil : A fight !"
"Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because there is a ""b"" in both and an 'n' in neither."
"When people say ""I'm not getting any younger!"" I wonder what other basic life concepts they just learned."
"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I actually give a shit if my computer crashes. ^RIP Paul Walker 2013. This is only a joke."
"What do you call a white person on fire? A firecracker."
"Add a word to ruin a movie name: 1- Batman begins...School 2- Charlottes web ... cam 3- the birds...pop 4- Jennifer's body...so hot 5- The cousin's...password"
"Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth."
"Hipster James Bond Movie - Oddjob uses a Fedora as a deadly throwing hat."
"Ever heard of a 6.9? It's just another great thing ruined by a period."