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Joke of the Day
"What changes faster than technology? Taylor Swifts boyfriend"
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"Have you heard of the new deodorant called umpire? It's for foul balls!"
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"I gave my dad a two handed high-five once when I was 10. I had to spend the next 12 years convincing him I wasn't gay."
"How does Sean Connery shave? Ctrl-Esh."
"these tweets brought to you by me waiting to hear back from my weed guy"
"Say what you will about deaf people"
"Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning? I think that pretty much goes without saying."
"Why couldn't the life guard save the hippy? Because he was too far out"