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Joke of the Day
"Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7? They thought 7 was pretty odd."
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"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter he ain't commin"
"I assume every Chinese tattoo I see stands for ""This was a mistake."""
"""Can I shit here?"" ---- Sean Connery trying to make friends at the park but making enemies inshtead."
"I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you."
"Is it just me Or do circles seem pointless?"
"Never date an Aztec woman... They'll rip your heart out :("
"What's better than cheese? A cheese grater"
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they don't get mistaken for feminists."
"I have six words for you."