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Joke of the Day
"What's better than cheese? A cheese grater"
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"Don't judge me because I like 80's music. Judge me because I had a late term abortion because a baby would ruin my holiday plans."
"When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one-iron Because even God can't hit a one-iron"
"The number of my farts. . . is gastronomical."
"Why is Uncle Sam's penis Blue and White? You supply the red."
"I'm pretty sure I'm going to die without knowing what 95% of a scientific calculator is used for."
"[date] ""don't let her know ur from twitter"" Her: whats wrong? Me: This fork only has 3 prongs Her: So? Me: it should be called a threek"
"High grades The son comes to his father: ""Dad, I got a 7.5 on my test"" ""Congratulations son! In which test?"" ""Breathalyzer. And they kept your car..."""
"Cows What do you call a cow on no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs? Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs? Your mom."
"What do you call a Mexican that lost his car? Carloss. MUHAHAHAHA"