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Joke of the Day
"How come computers are soo smart? It is because they listen to their motherboard."
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"What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ? Chump chops !"
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"Everyone uses body wash these days. What happened to good old-fashion soap? Is it too basic?"
"When I die, I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. ... ... not screaming in terror like his passengers."