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Joke of the Day

"What kind of dish does LeBron like? anything with curry in it."

"Think of this election like turning on a racetrack You do have two decisions but it probably won't be right."

"How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb? One."

"Adult: Someone who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows in the middle."

"I'm on a whiskey diet... I've lost three days already."

"Everyone is telling others how to vote via Face Book. and all I can think is how I just watched Bob Ross paint this whole thing and explain every step but I still don't get how he did it."

"Facebook is in a relationship with the stock market and it's complicated."

"Movies taught me that if your kid is talking to ghosts, alone in their room, leave that brat in there, and run while you're still alive."

"*Interviewing for waiter position* I feel like I bring a lot to the table"

"I heard someone proposed a Tupac movie. But it was shot down."