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Joke of the Day
"What kind of dish does LeBron like? anything with curry in it."
Next Joke
"I just rolled a joint... Now my ankle hurts Edit: You did not expect that!"
"At first I was angry... ...when all my friends began collecting stamps after I started. But then I remembered: imitation is the sincerest form of philately."
"Why do ghosts never age? They use Bootox."
"My science teacher said he was going to show me his transistor. Imagine my surprise when a woman with a penis showed up."
"Two mice were chewing on a film roll ..when one of them says: *I think the book was better*"
"Dumb one-liner of the day: I imagine veterinarians who treat ducks put up with a lot of undeserved grief."
"why do people carry umbrellas? because umbrellas cant walk. (ba dum tsss) i suck at jokes :(((("
"It's all fun and games until you're sitting in the Planned Parenthood waiting room doing your Algebra homework"
"I'm not afraid of spiders. I'm afraid of people who are afraid of spiders. Please stop screaming and put down the hammer."