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Joke of the Day
"Bees! Beavers! Let's settle this once and for all: WHO'S BUSIER?"
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"What do you call a ghost's fart? Spectral emissions."
"[spelling bee] Your word is ""coincide"" -could u use it in a sentence? Sure: When the nickel murdered the penny it was a case of ""coincide"""
"Coworker: I can't believe my wife left me. I should of treated her better. Me *should have"
"A gay couple and a lesbian couple check into a hotel. Which couple leaves first the following morning? The women. Lesbians leave lickety split. Gay guys have to pack their shit first."
"Do you? (X post from funny) There are 10 types of people on this planet, those who understand binary and those who don't. :)"
"I watched a documentary on marijuana ..... .... It was very enjoyable. I think all documentaries should be watched this way."
"What do you call it when two high people get in an argument? A pot roast."
"Who is the funniest tennis player? Djokovic"
"So the other day I tried to bring 2 dead raccoons on an airplane... but the lady at the desk told me a second carrion costs extra."