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Joke of the Day
"I'm at my most cardio when I am moving the treadmill into storage"
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"Sometimes i flirt and i feel really akward. Idk if the people around me are gonna hate more for it. I have this rly weird feeling in my stomach and sometimes idk why. Oh wait not flirt. I ment fart"
"What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy? Nothing, she was too disabled to speak"
"What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Montreal? Smoked Meat Every Day."
"Ever worry that spiders have 8 slippers to slap you with?"
"The next person to show me that dress... ...is gonna get a white and gold eye."
"ME: How much for this aggressive bottle of water? FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant"
"What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible? ""I can't even look at you anymore!"""
"diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any."
"How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad? You ask them to hold the door for you."