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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad? You ask them to hold the door for you."

"The movie spoiler you won't be able to avoid this Xmas! It turns out Alvin is Theodore's FATHER!"

"What do white guys have bellow their hips thats hard and pleasures women Credit Cards"

"How to become cool A) Put on sunglasses B)"

"What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant? In'n'Out Burger"

"What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 10^23 dollars? A mole-ionaire."

"Subway really has helped Jared transform himself Ever since he starting eating it he's been able to get into smaller and smaller pants."

"*stares into distance* Distance: Please stop staring. It's rude."

"How did Portland, Oregon protest Trump's wall? They blocked streets with a human wall"

"I need Jesus in my life This lawn aint gonna cut itself"