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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad? You ask them to hold the door for you."

"Smokey said ""Only you can prevent Forest fires"" That's alot of pressure."

"A lot of women are turning into good drivers. So, if you're a good driver, watch out for turning women!"

"My 6-year-old walked into the room and said, ""Don't worry, Dad. I'm OK."" Time to search the house for whatever she destroyed."

"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue."

"I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap."

"My bank called me for suspicious activity on my account & I was like ""no, I went out last night"""

"My penis just lost its job. If anyone knows any holes it can fill let me know."

"This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job."

"What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart? 7 tees, 30 eggs"