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Joke of the Day

"So I ran into a guy named Juan Williams yesterday... Isn't he the guy who wrote the music for Star Juars?"

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his shovel? His name was Douglas"

"A blind guy walks into a bar... And into a table.. and a chair..."

"What do you call a Muslim on a plane? Soon to be detained for flying home to his family in Houston after a business trip."

"What do Swimming and Masturbation have in common? You have to get through a lot of fluid to find the perfect stroke."

"They say that every 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile Not me. I live next to two guys who keep reposting a century-old joke"

"A Spanish, Greek and Portuguese man go to a bar. Who pays for the drinks? The German!"

"What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren."

"I'm half Asian. All white people are. But my Cauc part is bigger."

"There should be a 5 second rule when girls start to cry where they can take it back. Win-win."