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Joke of the Day

"The True Secret of Ignorance... ...you're looking in the wrong place."

"In high school, what was Robert E Lee voted? Most likely to secede"

"There is absolutely nothing funnier than yelling ""HE'S STEALING MY BABY!"" at a dad having a hard time with his kid in public."

"Just heard this on a PBS kids show... What did one wolf say to the other wolf? Howls it going?"

"A copy of Mein Kampf that belonged to Hitler was sold at auction for over $20,000... to an anonymous presidential candidate."

"What did the Math book say to the pencil? I see your point; I've got a lot of problems."

"Miss piggy Did u know that when she counts Miss Piggy never gets to 70? She gets to 69 and end up with a frog in her throat"

"what happens when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? about halfway"

"Did you hear the one about the man who let a firework off on top of his head? He went out with a bang."

"My friend asked if I would stop singing Maroon 5 songs. I said: ""I don't think so."""