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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between my grandma and a baby? My grandma doesn't die when I fuck her."

"If I had a female dog... I would name her karma."

"After his wedding, Chuck Norris sent ""You're Welcome"" cards to all of his guests."

".@Beyonce can you feed my turtles while I'm on vacation"

"What do you get when you cross a railroad with a refrigerator? Killed."

"""Still hung. Over."" -- well endowed truck driver."

"What do fish smoke? Seaweed"

"I remember 2016... Just like it was yesterday."

"Brazone : when a woman wants you to always support her, but gets rid of you the moment she is home and comfortable."

"I went to a self defence class last night and the instructor told me to ""take him by surprise and attack him"". So when I saw him in Walmart the next day I threw a can of beans at his head."