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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between my grandma and a baby? My grandma doesn't die when I fuck her."
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"How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb? **TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**"
"Black Friday at the geology museum was great! There were so many great shales!"
"Walking around Brooklyn, slapping people's brunches to the ground."
"I wonder what my wife's favourite US state is. Maybe Alaska."
"How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire? Pyroglyphs."
"Why are turtles so grumpy? Because they can't masturbate."
"What does Ron Howard ask before watersports? You down with Opie pee?"
"*slips into milk bath* *starts drinking*"
"A man gave me 79 protons Thanks for the gold!"