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Joke of the Day

"Why did Rose not buy the iPhone 7 Cause it didn't have a Jack"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothing, because he ain't coming over to you."

"Honey, I have good news,and bad news Which one do you want to hear first? -Tell me the good news. -You' re gonna become an aunt."

"My friend called me a pedophile today. I corrected him, told him I'm actually a hebephile. He said, ""you're just splitting hairs"" I said, ""now you see the difference""."

"Does this subreddit like jokes about sodium? ""Na"""

"""These mushrooms aren't poisonous!"" - Somebody's last words"

"Why did the BDSM store get behind on its shipments? Bbecause they were all tied up..."

"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Convincing their family to consent to it!"

"Did you hear about Kanye West's son changing his name to South? He felt he his life needed a change of direction."

"[baby wakes up in the middle night] ""Go back to sleep, hun. I'll sort it out."" [puts baby on eBay]"