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"What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart"
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"What does a leg do when it gets exasperated? It thighs."
"She's got the face of an angel, a heart of gold, & a body that won't quit. Who cares that she curses like a trucker and drinks like a fish."
"Funny that when some people go out for 'fresh air', they come back in smelling like 'weed'"
"""Space heater"" is a pretty ambitious name. How about ""shin warmer?"""
"HairLine Joke Your hair line goes Way back Like the 50's"
"I don't have time to babysit ppl's feelings. Speak up. How I'm suppose to know what's wrong with you?"
"I didn't know angels could fly so low."
"Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To tax the chicken."
"The Orgasm Time Machine A coming of age story."