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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in a microwave until it's Bill Withers."
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"I wish Candy Canes were shaped less awkward and tasted more like cocaine."
"Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late? Procrastination!"
"Did you hear about the mohel with no knife? He was a ripoff."
"What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone? Oops"
"What did the Ghost say to the Bee? Boo Bee"
"Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand."
"What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter? Amanda Lynn"
"Trains delayed due to: - Wrong kind of sun - Ominous cloud - Slightly damp leaf - Chilly track - Suspicious gravel - Sarcastic swan"
"I was at a urinal when I realized standing to my left was Muhammad Ali and to my right was Michael J. Fox... bad day to wear sandals."