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Joke of the Day
"I wish Candy Canes were shaped less awkward and tasted more like cocaine."
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"Whats the best way to eat a vegetable Go for the wheelchair first"
"*uses your voodoo doll as a tampon*"
"We're not lost We're on Lo St"
"Today my dad told me that he quit his car vacuuming job after the first day. He said it was a sucky job"
"If you've had your name called over the PA system at a grocery store, you're now famous enough to compete on Dancing with the Stars."
"Microsoft Word just suggested that I change ""you're"" to ""you is"" so yes, I am very very afraid of what the future of education holds."
"Yo girl, are you my email inbox? because there's a lot of stuff you have I'm never going to see"
"My guidelines for whether or not to have sex with a female were the same as how I chose outdoor sports. If there was grass on the field, I played ball."
"honey you gotta push that baby out faster, there's only like three seconds left on this vine"