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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? Dnner"
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"Two guys stole a calendar and divided it equally, but they got caught. They each got six months."
"My wife's story about her day had 18 sub plots, two false finishes, buried the lead and introduced a new character in the third act."
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"What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? A waist of time."
"A woman at work got really angry with me when I... Politely held the door open for her. She must've been a feminist cos she got real mad and shouted at me ""Do you mind I'm trying to take a shit! """
"What do you call a pig plumber? A Ham-di man! :D"
"Why can't you play UNO with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards."
"This sentence.. This sentence contains exactly threeee erors."
"what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? have you seen my tractor?"