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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part of being a man? You don't have to sleep next to a hairy asshole for the rest of your life."

"kids grow up so fast now a days like just the other day my daughter was asking me awkward sexual questions like ""Is that the best you can do?"""

"How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?"

"What's the difference between a club and a strip club? A club has a beat that you can dance to, a strip club has a dance that you can beat to."

"My Culture Brings all the Terrorists to the Yard... and there like Allah Akhbar, Damn right put a bomb in your car i'd preach you but i have to Hajj"

"What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks? A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share."

"How long do I microwave these turtles before I can teach them karate?"

"The hipster A hipster was traveling down some river rapids. He came across a fork in the river and decided to take the left fork because the right was too mainstream"

"The Modern Police Force by Iris Tew"

"what's the best part of living in Sweden? Well, the flags a big plus. edit: FUCK meant Switzerland"