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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part of being a man? You don't have to sleep next to a hairy asshole for the rest of your life."

"What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a"

"Nice try, black horses not named ShaNeighNeigh."

"me and grandma are eating bread pudding and watching murder mysteries, she says what's up"

"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave doesn't brown your meat."

"if you took every species of rattlesnake in the US and laid them end to end, I would yell at a safe distance, ""STOP DOING THAT!"""

"Where does bitter wine come from? From the grapes of wrath."

"What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year? Avo, CA does."

"With great power comes a great electric bill."

"What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house? This place feels earie."