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Joke of the Day

"Turns out fantasy football is nothing like I thought it would be. Anyone interested in a naughty quarterback outfit? Serious inquiries only."

"Earth was the first world I created. It has all kinds of problems. #firstworldproblems"

"What's black and doesn't work? Half of London"

"It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs Because they always take things literally."

"God must be a Republican. He wasn't that into humans until He found His Son was one."

"What is reddits least favorite dish? Kung Pao Chicken"

"Why do Feminists lay down during sex? They can't *stand* seeing a man have a good time."

"Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he's dead."

"a future joke: A Hispanic cop pulls over a white guy... white guy- ""Why not you stop bugging us minorities and go back to gardening"""

"...People put the punch line in the title Don't you hate it when..."