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"why public hairs not gone white ?"
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"the horse meat scandal during the recent horse meat scandal in the UK they discovered that the Welsh lamb in Asda ( Walmart ) had 2% human dna."
"What did one bridge say to another? ""Fuck you"" (They were arch enemies)"
"Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could ""humpback"" at my place."
"A girl came up to me yesterday and told me she had constipation. I replied - 'no shit'."
"Who invented mince? A leper playing guitar."
"Just overheard the phrase, ""pregnant with a baby,"" and secretly wondered what the other options were."
"If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say,""Help, they've turned me into a parrot."" you are wasting everybody's time."
"Ever notice how white women over 40 can't dance without clapping?"
"Jesus only ever had one orgasm in his life We're still waiting for the Second Coming"