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Joke of the Day

"A customer walks in to a chemist's. ""I would like some deodorant please"" The chemist replies ""Ball, or aerosol?"""

"Crocodiles; these prehistoric beasts can grow up to 20 feet! Although most just grow 4."

"A black third grader goes up to his mom and says: ""Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade, is it because i'm black?"" ""No."" She replies. ""It's because you're 19."""

"Saying ""excape ""makes me wanna stab you in the ""exophagus""."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't. They just beat the room for being black."

"What do you call the guy who graduates last place in his medical class. Doctor"

"How to have an unforgettable date? 1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it."

"So I went to the doctor for my annual prostate exam today.... I asked the doctor ""Where I should put my pants?"" He replied ""Over there next to mine."""

"College is just a clever marketing ploy by Starbucks and Red Bull"

"Why are dockhands never featured in Miley Cyrus music videos? Because they're port workers."