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Joke of the Day

"12 ways to cut down on clickbait! This wasn't one of them"

"Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock? I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!"

"you can't watch porn on the new iphone they took the jack off"

"PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it."

"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? because she was a woman!"

"Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom? While the crowd was doing the wave two blondes drowned."

"What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles? The Pro-lease department"

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!"

"whats the difference between a mexican and a book. a book has papers ;) ayee"

"im leavin the united states now that trump is president i am packing my bags and moving to alaska i don't wanna live in this country anymore"