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Joke of the Day

"The problem with political jokes is.. Too many get elected."

"""And how's yer wife Pat?"" ""Sure she do be awful sick."" ""Is ut dangerous she is?"" ""No she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"""

"PitbullPhobia: An extreme or irrational fear of singing alone."

"The economy is so bad I went to buy a toaster and they gave me a bank."

"I had sex with an asian woman in an elevator... It was Wong on so many levels"

"I've been getting a lot more use out of my treadmill since I put a blanket and pillow on it."

"An atom loses an electron... It says, ""man, I really gotta keep an ion them."" Edit: RIP inbox, nearly thought Reddit Au was coming Edit 2: First Reddit au! Thanks kind stranger!"

"You know what they say about duct tape... It makes no..no..no sound like mh..mh..mh Credit to my coworker for that one."

"Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick. Two women trying to kill each other over shoes. Brilliant, really."

"A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied ''What for? Are you going to set it on fire!''"