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Joke of the Day

"25% of twitter users are on medication for mental illness, which means 75% are running around untreated."

"What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber"

"Would you like to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, its too cheesy!"

"Why was the cancer doctor so tired? He was always oncol"

"guess who's still together after all these years and all the shit between them! Your butt cheeks."

"If there was such a thing g as competitive Bible Study, would the championships be called prayoffs?"

"Statistics show that six out of seven dwarfs... ...aren't happy."

"""911 wats ur emergency"" hi-- huh? um-- so, uh-- ah. oh geez. well im only just now realizimg that the girl at the bar gave me a fake number"

"What do you call an average ogre? Mediogre."

"A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose a friend asked ""how much did you pay for that?"" ""I paid through the nose!"" he replied"