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Joke of the Day

"""Ha-ha who me? Oh, I put ketchup on everything!"" CAR SALESMAN: please stop putting ketchup on these Buicks."

"My wife accused me of being immature... I told her to get out of my fort."

"Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted to grow mash potatoes!"

"Dad:why are your eyes so red? Son: i was smoking marijuana Dad: don't lie to me, you were crying because you're a faggot"

"I watched my first Porn the other day I looked so much younger back then!"

"How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? Surprisingly pleasing."

"I'm selling a parachute just as new, used only one time, didn't open once."

"Here's a nice Jewish joke my Dad told me A Jewish kid asks his father for 20$. The father responds, ""10$, what on earth do you need 5$ for, I'd be happy with 1$, here's a quarter."""

"Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party? The party was for ""Wights only."""

"Why is math a scumbag? Because it borrows the one and never gives it back."