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Joke of the Day
"Whoever's job it is to make sure I eat before I drink is fired."
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"If you're an American in the living room what are you in the bathroom? European."
"Telephone Problems by Ron Number"
"what do you call a magical dog? A Labracadabrador."
"A Thought About Posthumous Autobiographies They're all ghost-written."
"What does batman take in his beverages? just...ice."
"One fun way to describe Facebook is ""imagine you are a mind reader in Walmart."""
"I would rate my skill at psychic abilitys... medium."
"DOC: good news is you'll make it ME: phew! DOC: ...into the the record book for stupidest way to die ME: *still vomiting marshmallows*"
"My friend is selling me some old French guns... Thieve never been used but they were dropped once."