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Joke of the Day
"SO lame!!! My significant other is crippled."
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"What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem."
"I don't like coconut so I don't eat coconut. I don't follow coconut around criticizing its texture or taste or tweets or sense of humor."
"Did you hear about the gay dog? It was a Golden Receiver."
"I saw a guy jogging naked outside of my house I asked him why you doing this he said because you came home early"
"Can we pretend that shooting stars in the night sky are like airplanes? I could sure use comfort that we won't get hit by a meteorite."
"The Easter Bunny doesn't always drink, but when he does it's hopscotch."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ? Berlin maiden over !"
"~tips fedora at mosquito~ Mlaria"
"Is it I 'ran' through the campground? Or...I 'run' through the campground? Oh right, I ran, because its past tents."