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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick? Hockey players shower after three periods.."

"In British Columbia, why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? Because he wooden like it."

"What do you call a superfluous elephant? Irelephant"

"I heard politicians don't have toilets. They just shit into microphones."

"What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt? Afroturf"

"*loses 100 pounds in the US* yes *loses 100 pounds in England* no"

"What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common? They both hit the deck and flop like a fish."

"Have you never heard of the boy that cried wolf??? The girl that coughed bees? The boy that sneezed sharks? The girl that shit spiders?"

"I need to get one of those gadgets for my camera so I can take pictures of myself. I think it's called a narciss-stick."

"I'm not against half naked men. At least not as often as I'd like to be."