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Joke of the Day
"My wife was struggling to open the freezer In the end she gave up, and froze to death."
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"I asked an Indian if he likes custard He said, ""not in general."""
"What did the plate say to the other plate? ""dinner's on me"""
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"The other day someone said my clothes looked gay... I told them they got out of the closet just this morning."
"I've spent all day trying to convince people on Reddit I'm French. I give up."
"I love rap. I want to be a rapist when I grow up."
"[traffic jam] MAN: [rolls down window] Dude, why? ME: [in the next car holding a rabbit as it repeatedly kicks the horn] It's his birthday"
"By telling the punchline first How do you fuck up a joke?"
"2038. walking to work i see a toilet drone flying by. i do the special hand clap and it flies down and lets me use it then thanks me"