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Joke of the Day
"I am not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one."
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"There is going to be a merger between FedEx and UPS.. Yep, they're going to be called ""FedUp"""
"I just started reading ""Codependency for dummies"" I can't put it down."
"It's a good thing I'm off for a vacation soon. It took me 15 minutes of her talking about her Volvo before I realized she meant her car"
"Q: Why do most people have trouble obtaining blood transfusions in Taiwan? A: Because they only have Taipei."
"What do call an Asian person who sucks at jokes ? Obvious-lee"
"How to get the pussy: 1. go to the animal shelter 2. adopt a kitten 3. show your female friends 4. they fall in love with the kitten 5. they fall in love with you 6. slammed with pussy"
"Thinking about wearing Uggs this summer? Just remember that blonde girl in the movie 'Taken'. She wore Uggs during the summer and died."
"How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb? Mind yer own fuckin' business!"
"Why did the stoplight turn red? You would too, if you had to change in front of all those people."