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Joke of the Day
"I am not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one."
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"A magician was walking down the street... ... and then he turned into a store."
"*Kylo Ren pranks calls Finn* Hey Finn I bet you shop at *dramatic pause* Traitor Joes!!! *High fives Hux*"
"whats orange and black and hates lasagna? A picky eater wearing a Garfield costume."
"Sometimes I like to sit at the playground & wait for a concerned Mother to ask ""Which kid is mine?"" I like to reply ""I haven't decided yet."""
"What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish."
"Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems."
"You are not truly drunk until you have a jar of peanut butter in your hand and your looking for the dog"
"I cannot even fathom how deep the snow is back east! Get my drift?"
"Why was Tigger always filthy? Because he was playing with Pooh."