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Joke of the Day
"I cannot even fathom how deep the snow is back east! Get my drift?"
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"My friend told me a bad joke he got from the internet... I asked him where he reddit."
"A cheese shop was just bombed in Paris. There's de-brie everywhere ^^^I'm ^^^really ^^^sorry"
"Whatever you do always give 100 %. Unless you are donating blood."
"Chicken to turkey: ""Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You're lucky with us it's any Sunday."""
"Who isn't white or black but shows you no color? A Rod"
"My bartender offered me a new drink last night called a ""Sandy."" It's a watered-down Manhattan."
"Do the right thing. Not right away, but like after you get called out."
"What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows? Survivor guilt."
"I won a contest to go trick or treating with Arnold Schwarzenegger this year. Wad thinking of going as Beethoven. He'll be Bach."