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Joke of the Day
"I was flipping through the Victoria's Secret catalogue and now I have a craving for ribs."
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"What do you give a teenage girl who can't even? A two-torial!"
"Why do they call it ""Lipstick?.... ... When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it?"
"If diamonds are a girl's best friend how come diamonds never drunkenly make out with me?"
"What do you get when you goose a ghost? You get a lot of sheet."
"Why does 8 hate 7? Because 7 8 9"
"So I went clubbing last night... Those seals didn't stand a chance."
"How did Aladdin die? Carpet bombing."
"Some inmates claimed Blackbeard was best... but I don't believe in cons' piracy theories."
"Every now and then, getting lost means finding your way."