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Joke of the Day

"*Kylo Ren pranks calls Finn* Hey Finn I bet you shop at *dramatic pause* Traitor Joes!!! *High fives Hux*"

"What is brown and sticky? A stick"

"Why don't cannibals like to eat clowns? Because they taste funny."

"What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business? Underlay! Underlay!"

"Why do black people have red eyes after sexual intercourse? Because of the pepper spray."

"On his first day, my gay friend lost his job at the sperm bank. He was caught drinking on the job."

"Of course you can be anything you wanna be. That's how delusions work."

"What did the homeless got for Christmas? Hypothermia."

"Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!"

"my wife tried to tell me that I'm in denial... So I told her to go back to school and learn geography because I'm standing nowhere near a river in Egypt"