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Joke of the Day
"There's a one-eyed doctor round my way that gives out free body parts. He gives me the willies."
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"There was a murder at the mime convention Everyone was left speechless"
"You call it nervousness or having the jitters. I call it, I think my body was possessed by a meth addict in detox. Samesies?"
"I don't necessarily enjoy being the bad influence...but hey, somebody has to do it!"
"*Drives by train wreck* Train wreck:""I have a boyfriend."""
"What famous band sleeps the least? Slipknot"
"I like my steak like I like my women. White and domineering."
"What kind of Lettuce do serve on the Titanic? Iceberg Lettuce! :D"
"A cashier asks a feminist, "" Cash or credit?"" She replies: "" Did you just assume my tender?"""
"""Why is there a Women's Studies Major, but not a Men's Studies Major"" ""There is a Men's Studies major, its called history"""