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Joke of the Day

"This youth group broke the number one cardinal rule of making money at a Car Wash. They let the fat chick hold the car wash sign."

"One time, I pulled my pants down to moon someone & accidentally opened the car door instead of the window & rolled down the street naked."

"Obergruppenfuhrer Akbar of the SS was in the Swiss Alps While walking about he spots a group of fugitives from the Reich. He turns to his men and shouts: ""It's a von Trapp!"""

"office joke It's amazing how a person can compliment and insult you at the same time. Recently, when I greeted my coworker, she said, ""You look so gorgeous, I didn't recognize you."""

"What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a bad joke?"

"How do you find King Arthur in the dark? With a knight light...."

"A great excuse for being late is ""I don't know how to tell time"""

"There must've been a good reason Zimmerman pulled a gun on his wife. Like, maybe she was walking down the street, minding her own business."

"The tragedy of Scooby-Doo is that whoever kept supplying criminals with such realistic prosthetic masks was never caught."

"What was Hitler's favorite color to use when painting? Aryan white."