1967

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between awkward and awful? Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her"

"I had 13 items in the 12 items or less line, so I just put a banana in my pocket."

"Why did the premature ejaculator cross the ro... never mind."

"While vacationing in Turkey a second time, I couldn't keep the Arabic names straight, but I saw many familiar fezzes."

"No matter how ugly, no matter how fat, you'd still sleep with her. Who is she? OP's mom"

"What was Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft."

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged a little"

"My fiancee is like a good joke Short and Sweet"

"What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects? dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss"

"Her: u have a choice its me or the megaphone Me: fine Her: good Me: [puts megaphone directly to her ear] I THINK WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE"