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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my Scotch. Noice."
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"Girlfriend and I are visiting San Fran to finally see the Golden Gate in person. ""What are we going to do when we see it?"" she asks. ""We'll cross that bridge when we get there."""
"Nothing worse than, after sex, looking down and seeing that limp used Condom hanging off your dick... Particularly when you weren't wearing one when you started."
"Why is it illegal to masturbate on an airplane? Because its high jacking."
"How do you stop an Italian from talking? Tie his hands together"
"Confucius say... Man who run in front of car get tired."
"That worked out so much differently in my head. - an autobiography"
"Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors."
"This might be offensive, but what do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash."
"Stephen Hawking wrote another book, It's about time."