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Joke of the Day

"Why does it say TRD on that Toyota truck? Because it's a turd!"

"Who is the director of the first wireless movie? Christopher No-LAN"

"If there was an award for laziness... I'd make someone go get it for me."

"What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens? Bro, mine"

"While you're thinking what to wear, I'm thinking how to take it off."

"Cleaning the Attic Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says ''Hey - get out! We don't want your type in here!''"

"Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball? They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)"

"Why is Chuck Norris still alive? ## Because he's afraid of meeting Bruce Lee on the other side! Credit: Saw the comment in this [tribute video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8wL3AA4BP0) [1:55]"

"A Prime Rib, A Baked Potato, and a Garden Salad walk into a bar... The bartender snaps his head away from the newspaper and yells, ""Beat it, guys!"" ""We don't serve food!"""

"What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat? A bigger target."