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Joke of the Day
"I'm tired of people saying I sit too much and I will not stand for it"
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"I was writing a book about Abortion Sadly it never delivered."
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"Teacher: ""Simon, can you say your name backwards?"" Simon: ""No Mis"""
"What did one font say to the other while at the beach? ""Serifs up, dude!"""