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Joke of the Day
"What is the most racist type of bread? A biguette"
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"What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team? A teabag stays in the cup longer..."
"""Always a housewife, never a house,"" the shed sighs as she's installed next to a mansion. No one was ever going to call her ""home""..."
"What are two letters a Brit can't live without? T and Qs."
"*hires a group of teenage girls to giggle every time you walk by*"
"A guy that was falsely imprisoned for 10 years got free tickets to the Super Bowl. That guy is SO lucky."
"Well, you won't get called a racist for criticizing the President anymore... ...you'll just get called a racist for supporting him."
"What's worse than paper tits? Cardboard box."
"Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier."
"So I accidentally fell onto the rope connecting my two pigs... I tore my hamstring."