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Joke of the Day

"My dishwasher makes this loud rumbling sound... Strange thing is, it only seems to happen at night, when she's sleeping."

"Want to hear a joke about a jump rope? Nah let's just skip it."

"Hey let me tell you an IT joke: how many meters is there in a kilometer? 1024"

"What do you call a penis with a doorbell? A ding dong."

"There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong caring loving. They'd be wrong but you could still use them."

"A local man was arrested today for pouring Harpic all over the vicar. He's been charged with bleaching the priest."

"What's the difference between a woman and bacon....? You can't beat bacon....!"

"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"

"How did the burglar get into the house? Intruder window"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off of a cliff. Ba-dum tisch"