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Joke of the Day

"My fashion sense has been described as ""They probably won't let you in like that"" and ""Are those your pajamas?"""

"Q: Why did the sheriff arrest the tree? A: Because its leaves rustled."

"My ex-girlfriend got a parakeet, and that damn thing never shut up... but the bird was cool."

"Two aerials get married... .. the Reception was amazing."

"My dick is so big I have to wear a back brace when I masturbate."

"The miserly squirrel never found a mate, because he insisted on a prenutshell agreement."

"An Egg and a Chicken were having sex... But which came first? - Took this title from someone but changed the punchline."

"I'm THIS MANY drunk!! *holds up waffle*"

"What is Antarctica's version of tinder called? Pick up a penguin"

"What did the oven tell the slice of bread? You're *toast*!"