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Joke of the Day
"Why do people nickname Cersei's kids after sandwich meats? Because they're both in bread"
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"May have put up a few too many Christmas lights. A 747 just landed in the backyard."
"""Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."" --Guy who doesn't understand how sleep works"
"Whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? The boyscout comes home from camp"
"When I moved to LA I moved in with the HOTTEST chick... But she found out I was living there and called the police."
"Some dude was bragging about his brother being a navy seal and it's like...I don't care what colour he is, why is your brother a seal"
"Steve Irwin died as he lived With animals in his heart."
"What's the difference between a priest and acne... What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits until you're 14 to come on your face."
"CREATE PASSWORD - ""123Bob"". Password must contain no names, be complex and have over 50 characters. ""GameOfThrones"" Password accepted."
"Life is like a bicycle A black will probably take it."