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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7.938? It was being irrational."
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"What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do? Circuit training."
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"You can lead a horse to water but it's pretty crowded there because of all the men you taught to fish in that other proverb."
"Cutest joke ever What does a red grape tell a purple grape? Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!!"
"A snake walks into a bar... ""I didn't know snakes could walk"" said the bartender"
"You're all great. Or suck. Actually I'm going to need you to sort yourselves into two orderly rows."
"What's the difference between a Porsche and a Porcupine? A Porcupine has the pricks on the outside"
"What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed? Inception"
"How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men"