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Joke of the Day

"Why was 6 afraid of 7.938? It was being irrational."

"Did you hear that someone stole all the toilets at the police department? The police said so far they have nothing to go on."

"How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. But it takes 5 episodes."

"Did you hear about that synthetic type of weed they made using dog hair? Instead of k2, they call it k9."

"Why did the redditor cross the subreddit? To recycle a joke from the other side."

"What's the difference between a baseball and a fat girls pussy? You could probably eat a baseball."

"If a guy with Red Hair works at a Bakery, does that make him a GingerBread Man? I ask this because I'm baked at the moment.."

"Does Sean Connery like herbs? Yes, but only partially."

"The thing about boats... If we don't bow, everyone gets stern."

"Patrick Star is so clueless It's like he lives under a rock or something"