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Joke of the Day

"Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance? I don't know and I don't care."

"Why did the ghost go into rehab? He had a problem with boos."

"If you commit a crime be sure to wear running clothes, so if you need to flee the scene cops will just think ""Look at that healthy jogger"""

"WANTED: Call center workers with very weak english, poor communication skills and short temper needed for major bank. Bonus paid for low IQ."

"Using the phrase ""what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,"" only shows that you're unoriginal and know nothing about spinal cord injuries."

"Why does everyone make fun of Batmans old suit, the one with the nipples? Bats have nipples. Hell, that's the most sensitive part of a bat."

"If I had to choose between a rope or the inclined set of steps.... I would opt for the latter."

"What do Zack Snyder and The Jonestown Massacre have in common? Sucker Punch."

"I was asking my comedian friend... for some advice on my act. I said ""I made a few cotton picking jokes but nobody found them funny"". He said ""It's simple, you need new material."""

"Dana White has his cock so far up Joe Rogan's ass When he farts it stutters credit /u/Blackirishman"