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Joke of the Day
"Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance? I don't know and I don't care."
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"If a male asks another male for assistance helping him put on a particular piece of clothing, what is it? A brotie. ......(I know this joke was bad)"
"[snowman rings doorbell] Pardon me, but I overheard someone say something about a ""snow blower"" and was wondering where I might find one."
"Don't have money for a cab so I keep calling ambulances and telling them I feel better when I'm close to my destination"
"Been chatting and flirting with this 14 year old chick Now she tells me she's an undercover cop. How freakin' cool is that for someone her age."
"So two condoms walk into a bar.. .. They quickly realize that it is a gay bar. One condom turns to the other and says, ""Dude. We are gonna get shitfaced tonight!"""
"One thing that archaeological discoveries have taught us... Ancient people loved drinking from broken cups.."
"Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy."
"Here's another great Ellen Pao Joke [deleted]"
"There are 60 cities in China with populations over 1 million. SIXTY. All they do is fuck."