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Joke of the Day

"If you commit a crime be sure to wear running clothes, so if you need to flee the scene cops will just think ""Look at that healthy jogger"""

"""Excuse me sir, but there's a Bohemian knight here to collect his fee."" ""Tell him the check is in the mail."""

"I like my women like I like my exams with curves"

"How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie into it"

"[death row] Okay Johnson, it's time. Any last requests? Pardon me? I said it's time, any lastah I see what you did there, Johnson. Good one"

"What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02? ...six more weeks of bad hockey!"

"Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one; hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*"

"Does anyone need an ark? I noah guy!"

"I like my women how I like my weather moist and unstable."

"[Morgue] Cop: Sir, I know it's tough but we need you to ID the body Me looking at corpse: *takes deep breath* Areare you over 21?"