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Joke of the Day
"If I had to choose between a rope or the inclined set of steps.... I would opt for the latter."
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"What is a guy with multi-tasking called? Husband."
"What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow? Nothing, she was wearing mittens."
"What do you call the pirate with the second largest penis? Long John Silver First of my original jokes to actually make my girlfriend chuckle."
"What's the worst part about having Alzheimer's? To get to the other side"
"""Can I smash my head against your wall?"" ""Sure, knock yourself out."""
"How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!"
"I'm beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on your bus do not go round & round."
"Want to hear something really cool? Ice."
"What did the bartender say to the horse? bartender: Why the long face? Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family."