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Joke of the Day
"I probably should've said, ""Congrats on your 4th child!"" instead of ""Halfway there, OctoMom""."
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"What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday."
"Why did semen cross the road? Put on the wrong sock....."
"Her: I like smart guys Me [eats soup with a fork & pretends I understood Interstellar]: thats what happens if u get stuck behind a bookcase"
"Apparently I watch too much internet porn.... At least that's what my ebony girlfriend says."
"2-year-old: *points to my belly* Baby! Me: Yep, there's a baby in there! Will you love it? 2: I eat it. Well that escalated quickly."
"A group of lions is called a pride. A group of my family members is called an embarrassment"
"What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture? I can smell your Kant."
"The creator of WinRAR was arrested and put on trial The trial was supposed to last 40 days, but it keeps on going"
"I'm not sure what happened to the word ""cocksucker"". People use it now to describe a bad man when it actually describes a good woman."