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Joke of the Day

"What is your preferred type of birth control? ""Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."""

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"How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt? Thunderstruck"
"*First day as drug dealer* *Giggles* ""coke isn't available, is Pepsi ok?"" *gets stabbed*"
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