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Joke of the Day

"How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt? Thunderstruck"

"Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes? Because there's always Whos there!"

"My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI."

"My scout leader taught me a very valuable lesson... ... ""If you lick your fingers and wet it a little, it will slide right in"". Threading needles has never been this easy!"

"Next time my 5 y/o says ""Daddy, guess what?"", I'm going to refuse to let her continue until I can actually guess, even if it takes 7 years."

"When can women make you a millionaire? When you're a billionaire"

"What do Hitler and teenage girls have in common? They both use chemicals to remove the polish."

"You are no longer what you eat. You are now your browser history."

"Two peanuts were walking down the road... One was assaulted"

"Someone stole my................... Someone stole my mood ring, I don't know how I feel about that."